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Sighs Matter
EroticaThrillerBreeding

Sighs Matter

by Rich Humus
Explicit
10,560 words5 chapters
i/rhotwife

Here's one I actually put together over ten years ago. It was a foolish, dopey, paen to a couple of my favorite writers, in effect trying to mix humor with porn. Not sure if it worked. I've had readers write me and ask to explain one or two of the jokes, but if you have to explain it, it didn't work. My original is lavishly illustrated, but the online version here is not. If you would like an illustrated version, buy the one here and email me a copy of your receipt, and I'll shoot the picture book to you. There will be four total postings, four chapters each. It involves a fanciful expedition to deepest, darkest Africa by a photographer and his science researching wife. They encounter much local color. The wife enjoys every minute of it. Nearly every possible human sexual combination is explored. Much I/R, much oral, much anal.

CW:hotwifecuckolding (consensual)i/rgangbangoralanalsatiresillyness

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Sighs Matter

By Rich Humus

Introduction

This rather silly story is an attempt to combine the styles of some of my favorite writers, into an epic of debauchery, outlandish sex, and self-deprecating humor. P.G. Wodehouse, originator of the archetypal English valet Jeeves; Phil Phantom, the late, lamented author who’s stylistic prose was (is?) unique in written porn, and a bit of S. J. Perlman, humorist, satirist, and world traveler, are all combined here in a mix of nonsense and erotica. It’s all completely in good fun, though. If you are not familiar with any of the above authors, I highly recommend dipping your toes in their pool.

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Chapters

1IntroductionFree105w🔒
2Chapter 1 - Sir Percy Shows My Wife A Big One2,043w🔒
3Chapter 2-Bosoms over Braazaville1,908w🔒
4Chapter 3-Bukkake in Bosnia2,819w🔒
5Chapter 4-Bosoms over Braazaville, continued3,685w🔒