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Sighs Matter

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Sighs Matter

By Rich Humus

Introduction

This rather silly story is an attempt to combine the styles of some of my favorite writers, into an epic of debauchery, outlandish sex, and self-deprecating humor. P.G. Wodehouse, originator of the archetypal English valet Jeeves; Phil Phantom, the late, lamented author who’s stylistic prose was (is?) unique in written porn, and a bit of S. J. Perlman, humorist, satirist, and world traveler, are all combined here in a mix of nonsense and erotica. It’s all completely in good fun, though. If you are not familiar with any of the above authors, I highly recommend dipping your toes in their pool.

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